I’ve never seen a man say firecrotch like a million freakin times, but Brandon really needs some new words. This guy rips on LIndsey and says that she’s worth only $7 million, freckles coming out of her vagina, and all that nasty stuff.

And look at Paris as she’s laughing the whole time. She’s probably gonna get boned by this same freaking Brandon dude who’s clearly freaking out of his mind. Who the heck wants to have sex with this guy anyway? I’ve never even heard of him until today. I’m not defending Lindsey, but this dumbass Brandon is picking on someone who’s not even there.

Enjoy the freakin video folks!