Ellen talks about some of her memories including being stabbed in the back of the head by a lead pencil during her school days. It’s a funny monologue. I’ve had some memories as a kid during my elementary years, including some embarrassing one when I came to school one day and opened my bag, and underwear and socks came falling out. My brothers had managed to take out all my notebooks and fill it with underwear and socks! How mean!

But Ellen has some really bad memories, much worse than mine.

Watch the video below:

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Ellen Degeneres Television