This is my own damn point of view, so if you don’t like it, I don’t care! But, I’m getting sick of the whining and all the bitchin’ from all these damn celebrities. If you don’t like the press, then get the heck out of Hollywood and stick a 9 to 5 job just like the millions of Americans out there!

But when you need the publicity for that new movie of yours, then the press-seeking missile that you call your agent goes on a mission to start attracting the paparazzi. You can have your cake and eat it too! This is the price you pay for the millions of dollars you make on a movie.

Give me a million and I’ll gladly have paparazzi shoot me pissing on all of you!