Let’s get drunk, get naked, have sex, go on a wild rant full of racial slurs, and do it all on video!

It’s ok, because we’ve got rehab to save our freakin asses! Dumb freakin celebrities don’t even know what the hell rehab actually means. They probably think it’s the new wave of Public Relations that is the hot thing going around. Get drunk Lindsey and go on rehab. Go on a racial slur spree and you obviously don’t have to own up to your own freakin racist displays!

Stupid freakin celebrities get on my nerve. When all you have to do is go on rehab, and think that everything will be ok. No, it will not be OK! You deserve to get the freakin boot out of Hollywood, get your face out of the limelight, and go get a freakin job at your local fast food restaurant (K-Fed)… Ok, maybe the last one was overboard. All I eat these days are fast food stuff anyway.

But, that’s it. We don’t have to accept all the freakin excuses these celebrities give us. I’m not a believer of rehab just because it’s the most convenient thing to do for your image. If you make a crucial mistake then you have to accept the consequences and you don’t deserve a free ride back to Hollywood making millions of dollars trying to fool your freakin fans!