oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh…  Our favorie hottie-duaghter-of-a-billionaire is on Late Night with Conan Obrien.  I kept looking at her freakin dress, and I’m thinkin to myself, does her breasts look bigger tonight?  or is just the dress?

She’s so freakin hot, and her dress just accentuates here breasts.. I’m goin’ to the bathroom right after this..

I’ve been a bit busy lately.  Seems as if I didn’t even have a freakin reason to even blog since every freakin news story out there is about Anna Nicole Smith.  I really feel sorry for her anyway, because seems like none of her close relationships or even her relatives really cared about her.  Looks to me like a battle just for the cash.

Stern and all the freakin rest are obviously just in for the money.

Let’s get drunk, get naked, have sex, go on a wild rant full of racial slurs, and do it all on video!

It’s ok, because we’ve got rehab to save our freakin asses! Dumb freakin celebrities don’t even know what the hell rehab actually means. They probably think it’s the new wave of Public Relations that is the hot thing going around. Get drunk Lindsey and go on rehab. Go on a racial slur spree and you obviously don’t have to own up to your own freakin racist displays! Read the rest of this entry »

Andreas has some of the best photographs I’ve seen, great photography, and lovely just lovely models. The model above is so freakin hot, great lighting. Just beautiful. The nude body is certainly something to marvel at. The beautiful breast of this model is something I could look at for hours on end. Read the rest of this entry »

Simon and Paula? Kissing? Oh my! I’m not sure if anyone remembers this sick and twisted love affair between these two American Idol judges, but it was just too horrifying to watch (but I watched anyway)… If you’re looking for something so scary and something that will sure to keep you up awake at night, then by all means watch the love affair between Simon and Paula!

Simon and Paula’s Kiss below Read the rest of this entry »

After crazy Panther guy opening for the Los Angeles auditions, thank God for Brandon Rogers. He sang always on my mind and it was just beautiful. I thought it would be hopeless for a little while there. Panther guy was just too crazy for me.

Here’s Brandon Rogers’ L.A. audition “Always on My Mind” video below Read the rest of this entry »

It’s American Idol, crazy Panther Guy just walked into the auditions. Don’t they screen these crazy people? It’s called singing! If you can’t sing, don’t freakin make a fool of yourself. But, I liked it nonetheless. One of the funniest auditions so far!

Watch The Video Below as Crazy Panther Guy goes wildlife! Read the rest of this entry »

There is a Sesame Street and it’s in Birmingham, Alabama. As you get the first snapshots of Margaret Fowler in a yellow fringed outfit, and American Idol cuts to the Sesame Street song, I got this deep dread that this just wasn’t going to go well. I WAS RIGHT.

Poor viewers like us that have to watch this stuff. I don’t feel sorry, because they have free will, and they choose to go to the auditions. That was 3 minutes of my life, I’m never gonna get back. You can watch the video below to waste 3 minutes of your life… Read the rest of this entry »

According to US Magazine,

Love reveals to her favorite magazine Web site that Idol’s executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring into whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge on the hit FOX show.

“He called,” Love tells Usmagazine.com. “He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant.”

Oh great, this is not a good move.  So what if Paula gets drunk once in a while as most people are alleging, that video of her during an interview sure didn’t help much, but seriously folks.  Courtney Love?

You’re gonna get someone even worse than Paula.  Courtney makes Paula look like Mother Theresa 10 times over.  Drinking won’t be the only issue if Courtney comes to Idol…

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Erica Skye is first up, and I just don’t like her much.  Let me get back to watching the auditions, considering this is the home of Bo, Ruben, and Taylor.. there should be a few dozen that go to Hollywood.

Ciao!