I love this talentless bitch. It’s a pretty damn good song, too bad it’s probably digitized. But, who really cares, she’s a skank, she knows it, and she’s making money off of it. She’s got the PR stuff down to a science. She may act dumb, and her music video isn’t as nearly as popular as her sex video, but she’s Paris. Apparently Hollywood doesn’t care about talent these days.

Enjoy the video guys!

Sometimes being a celebrity isn’t what it’s all cracked up to be. Is it really a beautiful life? I often ask myself about my obsession with celebrity life. I think it’s fun to follow their lives, but would I really want to trade places with them? The more honest answer is probably NO.

I’ve never seen a man say firecrotch like a million freakin times, but Brandon really needs some new words. This guy rips on LIndsey and says that she’s worth only $7 million, freckles coming out of her vagina, and all that nasty stuff.

And look at Paris as she’s laughing the whole time. She’s probably gonna get boned by this same freaking Brandon dude who’s clearly freaking out of his mind. Who the heck wants to have sex with this guy anyway? I’ve never even heard of him until today. I’m not defending Lindsey, but this dumbass Brandon is picking on someone who’s not even there.

Enjoy the freakin video folks!

This is so hilarious! I’d love to be in one of these confrontations myself, although I think Mike Tyson is an exception on this one. I really don’t feel like getting my damn ear bitten off. I love my ear too dearly.

Bring it Master Howard! Bring it! I love his damn interviews so freaking much, and it’s too damn bad that he’s gone extraterrestrial and went satellite…

Tara protects Lindsey and admits that she “doesn’t get invited to parties”. Don’t we feel sorry for Tara?

But, you have to give it up for Tara, this is loyalty in action, as Howard keeps pushing the fact that Lindsey left the scene of a crime, after her car accident.